Kashmiris have a unique way of putting their own spin on English dialogues, often adding a humorous touch that reflects their culture and language. In this blog, we’ll explore some funny Kashmiri takes on popular English phrases, showcasing how everyday conversations can turn into hilarious moments. Get ready to enjoy the charm and wit of Kashmiri expressions as we share these delightful twists on familiar sayings!
Remember famous Amitabh Bachchan dialogue: I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English because English is a very funny language.
Now switch the coins and you will find the Kashmiri language really funny if given a spin.
Sample this: What do you say in English when your friend drives fast: Could you slow it down, please?
Now if a local has to say the same thing in Kashmiri with a pun: Bu chusai garken kunui, balai lagai waar waar chalaav
Here are some of popular English lines with funny Kashmiri translation:
English: Our Kids are too naughty.
Kashmiri: Mulkas chi shuerr, yi balai aes myani kismate…
English: I Don’t Care
Kashmiri: Mea Cha Grean
English: Hey bro! Long time no see
Kashmiri: Wenya chuk bod mohneo banyoumet ase gareebun kun chuk na wechaanai
English Mason, Driver, Painter, Carpenter, Barber
Kashmiri: Woasta, woasta, woasta, woasta, woasta…
English: Crowded Bus.
Kashmiri: ‘ Walsa Seat’e Khaeli ‘
English: Please
Kashmiri: Myonui marun chuiye!
English: You are annoying me
Kashmiri: Zan chui yedd dod
English: I am half an hour away
Kashmiri: Yekya Woatus woatus, chaeni drey…
English: I know who you are!
Kashmiri: Be zaanai mol taam
English: Take your seat
Kashmiri: Cze Aasakh Khadahey Zamut!
English: Why the hell did you do it?
Kashmiri: Byamearr aesi yi
English: What do you think of yourself?
Kashmiri: Che kyah Lord Curzon chukha.
English: Shut the door
Kashmiri: Ghri cheena darwaz
English: Be careful.
Kashmiri: Balayan cha hyeng?
English:- How was your result?
Kashmiri:- Kyoho Draakh?
English: Leave me alone.
Kashmiri: Maa aas karaan beak’lezii.
English: Are you pregnant?
Kashmiri: Che ma Chui kenh?
