After winning Rs 2 crore in Dream 11 fantasy sport’s platform, Waseem Raja is all set to be brand ambassador of Dream 11 for Kashmir division, he said he wants to thank God and probability for this success.
As a brand ambassador “He will inspire lakhs of unemployed people of Kashmir and tell them Not to join Forever (MLM company) because “Waha Pe bohet high investment mai kat-taa hai” aur Yeha pe bohet kam paise lagte hai katne ke liye.
In a statement issued to Koshur Dude, the Dream 11 spokesperson said that “I always keep a close eye on kashmiri pages, like: Mobile Bazaar Srinagar, Kashmirstaan, Lol page of Kashmir, and I see they post some shit things and get lot of comments and 100k -300k followers and I realized one thing: ‘Yahan log jazbaat mein aakar bina soche samjhe kisi ko bhi star bana dete hain’ (People here get emotional and make anyone a star without thinking), and our app runs entirely on blind hope. So Kashmir is our best market.
“As every day many people won even more than 2 crore on Dream 11 across India , but we haven’t seen them in any news publication, because nobody cares about them. Kashmir is beautiful place, Everything is appreciated here, when Waseen Raja won 2 Crore he became the headline in every Facebook News channels like Kashmir Crow, Kashmir Dalla, The Bollywood Monitor because these Facebook journalists and Facebook publications don’t have any news to publish. Inspired by Waseem, editor in cheap of Kashmir Crow said “He will also help Waseem to promote Dream 11 for the betterment of kashmir. As he is already the brand ambassador of “Help Kashmir” foundation.
There is a wave of happiness in Raja’s village with the news of him becoming the brand ambassador in Dream XI for Kashmir division.
On being asked by Koshur Dude, where will he keep this money? Waseem said that he will donate some money to needy and poor people, and will not deposit it in Bank, “because Bank gives us intrest which is not permissible in Islam.” he said.
Waseem wishes luck to all the online gamblers who are working hard to achieve this feat.
You are reading Koshur Dude Satire. Waseem is not a brand ambassador, and “Kashmir Crow” is not a real news portal. This article is a work of fiction meant to highlight the absurdity of turning fantasy sports players into local celebrities. Play responsibly.
